benchilada | Entries tagged with condoms

Last night's movie at Stone-Robot Enterprises was for nostalgia. It's dated in a way that makes you alternate between wry smiles and painful cringe, but the rewatch was actually kinda fun.

Oddly, the worst part was that Edwards's character being dumber than a sack of used condoms actually made the bumbling aspect LESS believable.

Also bad: that we only see Fiorentino's breasts for about one second in a less-than-cool situation. If you're gonna film five sex scenes then you gotta throw us some candy.

What's the last movie you watched?

Wow.

I now receive things like glow-in-the-dark condoms to use So You Don't Have To.

I may well do so, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take photos.

Right now the condom and accompanying letter go in the--to quote

evil_egg--"

pilliwiggan really is mad" pile.

Indeed, I've been getting more and more requests from people to expand the horizons of SYDHT into other realms...but nobody seems to have any suggestions as to what it should include.

I mean, I'm already going to drink one of the most repulsive things ever for you, at some undetermined time...

So what do you think? Would you be willing to see SYDHT approach other tasks, and if so what would they be?

Also Sprach

gdwessel:

"China recycling used condoms as cheap hair bands

Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.

"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.

I said late last year that as far as dolphins were concerned, China could be hazardous to your health.

I think it's time to upgrade this to PLANET EARTH: CHINA COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH."

Discuss.
(As always, comments that degrade into pointless insults or utter horrificness will be frozen or deleted)

Would you really want to buy these from eBay?

And I was searching for "Monkey King" when this came up. I'm afraid to ask.

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