Mar. 14th, 2012 08:58 am

Last night's movie at Stone-Robot Enterprises was for nostalgia. It's dated in a way that makes you alternate between wry smiles and painful cringe, but the rewatch was actually kinda fun.

Oddly, the worst part was that Edwards's character being dumber than a sack of used condoms actually made the bumbling aspect LESS believable.

Also bad: that we only see Fiorentino's breasts for about one second in a less-than-cool situation. If you're gonna film five sex scenes then you gotta throw us some candy.

What's the last movie you watched?

I don't know why you're not reading GIRLS ARE PRETTY.
Here's an RSS for it: [profile] prettygirl_rss
And here's today's story from it:

//---------LOST IN THE WOODS DAY---------\\

Today while hiking you’re going to get lost in the woods and you’ll meet the boy of your dreams who will also be completely lost.

“At least I found you,” he’ll say.

“A part of me never wants to be found,” you’ll tell him. Then he’ll look down and see your ring.

“Me too,” he’ll say. Then he’ll take his ring out of his pocket and slip it on his finger. He always takes it off when he goes hiking, in case he meets someone out in the woods. Pretty gross, but are you any better?

“Then let’s walk this way,” you’ll say with a wink as you lead him down a barely intelligible path. You’ll wander through the woods together for hours, pretending that here under cover of the trees the vows you made to your spouses can’t find you. But bears can and you’ll both be mauled to death by one because that’s what happens to cheaters. They get mauled by bears.

Why, hello there, world.
President Bush has decided that you don't matter.

He Wins.

He is more important than the entire judicial branch, don't you know?

Yes, every damn President commutes sentences...but with a year and a half left in office? Literally hours after a court said that Libby could not put off his jail time any longer? With statements that effectively say that the jury was wrong?

Do you see why his party cannot be allowed to have the presidency again? Not now, at least. Not right after him.

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