Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Also Sprach gdwessel:

"China recycling used condoms as cheap hair bands

Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said.

"People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns," the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying.

I said late last year that as far as dolphins were concerned, China could be hazardous to your health.

I think it's time to upgrade this to PLANET EARTH: CHINA COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH."

Discuss.
(As always, comments that degrade into pointless insults or utter horrificness will be frozen or deleted)

violet_hemlock asks what's on our desks right now, and to show with a photo.
Feel free to do so in the comments section, or in your own LJ.

Oh, and feel free to ask questions. I know at least a few people are gonna ask about the Catholic bible.
Batteries are crapping out right now, so sorry about the bad focus.



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