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"If by some chance I end up getting buried and not incinerated then my gravestone should read something like: I Was Very Rich And Have Been Buried With Jewels And Stacks of Fifty Pound Notes, Please Do Not Rob My Grave. Whoever digs me up will be sooooo pissed when they find a mouldy skeleton holding a small tin of one pence coins (total sum: fifty p). Serves them right too, the horrible buggers." - jimmahgee

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duosiceprincess  called to tell me about this sign and I demanded that she take a photo.

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lovenmitt  has beautiful, prophetic dreams:

"Then I witnessed a bald benchilada get drunk and use some program he found on the internet to make it look like the Matrix was coming out of his head. If you've never seen the Matrix (not the movie, but the matrix in the movie) come out of someone's head, it's all very Neal Stephenson and cool."

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his_hamstress made me a new icon based on the Clam Jerky Experience