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[benchilada]

"If by some chance I end up getting buried and not incinerated then my gravestone should read something like: I Was Very Rich And Have Been Buried With Jewels And Stacks of Fifty Pound Notes, Please Do Not Rob My Grave. Whoever digs me up will be sooooo pissed when they find a mouldy skeleton holding a small tin of one pence coins (total sum: fifty p). Serves them right too, the horrible buggers." - jimmahgee