This is all over your friends page? Don't care.

"There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him."

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What's that? A delightful follow-up to yesterday's photoshopping lady with possibly the worst one I could find on her site?

OKAY!!!

Question: What's wrong with this child?

( THE ANSWER IS HERE: )

I want to go back to bed.

b

I wonder if she'll even bother to e-mail me back...

TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?

Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?

Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Stone

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Yeah, remember when I said my writer's block was going away?

It didn't.

Fuck.

Gonna go run an errand and think REEEEEALY hard and maybe I'll have something to say after we see GRINDHOUSE tonight.

Sorry I'm letting you down, my monkeys.

Maybe I'll find something from my archives for you again.

b

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FAIR WARNING:

If you do not go see Grindhouse, it is not entirely impossible that I will PUNCH YOUR BRAIN OUT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

Message goddamned ends.