Right, I'm partially dehydrated and my skin hurts from THE DAYSTAR IT BURNS!

Time to drink a lot of water and chase it with Pabst.

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Last year, when we painted the back of our house--which was a nightmare in and of itself--we also took down the massive screens on our back porch.

Now  birds keep trying to build nests in it. Nest where they will generate a mound of poop that will become a self-sustaining reaction.

I've had to take down three in the last twelve hours, and I can see through my office window that they're building another.

I have a nasty feeling that I'm smearing bird shit on my karma.

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