Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

So, a few months ago I posted the Handsome Black Man Face Obaba spy belt buckle, remember?

Well, why not buy this as an accessory to that accessory?

I mean, what says AMERICA, YOU STUPID FUCKS! like an eagle / flag / statue of liberty lighter that can conduct illegal surveillance?



"Real Working Lighter with Built in DVR and Hidden Camera, Great for SPY operation or Evidence Collection and you can use it as normal Cigarette lighter to light cigarette so others never can think this is a Spycam."

Thank you, China! Especially, for telling me where the fire is.

EDIT: I forgot to show you the bottom of it, with the on/off switch that would apparently prevent it from standing upright.



NOW BUY BOTH OF THEM FOR YOUR INTERNET MONKEY KING!

Smooches,

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Most recent estimates say that between 38,000 and 42,000 Iraqi civilians have died in combat or combat-related events since the war began.

Most recent estimates say that nearly 2500 American soldiers have died in Iraq since the war began.

Neither of these statistics include the grievously wounded, maimed, or otherwise injured.

Does anybody see why I'm done arguing with people about Bush / Cheney / the war / the state of our nation / et cetera?

Because you can't change my mind and you can't change facts. I'm tired of explaining my views, and I'm tired of fighting with people. I'm just going to consider myself right and write off everybody else.

Feel like debating? Get a hobby.

"I tried to write a tragic and telling poem about the war, but I couldn't find a way to rhyme Haditha with Mai Lai."

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Thanks, narnathinks, for winding me up again. I'd been wound down for too long