Five Minute Art: Empirically, originally uploaded by benchilada.

I apologize to any ethnic Automans out there.

What an awesome Halloween Party.

Click through, brother truckers.
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Books are for chumps.


More to come.
News spreads quickly

- "Tell me you're fucking kidding, Bub."
- "Hey, it's not so bad. Have you heard what the bounty on that mouse's head is up to now?"
A comic about how my art block is going away and why

My art block continues to dwindle.

Once my Halloween costume is done, I am SO ready to make more. :D

"Galvatron denies allegations of a set-up plot involving Michael Bay."

Alena and Nadja the [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo and I were drinking and decided to eat some food that Alex the Fauxmerican sent us.

Please to enjoy.



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SYDHT: Crisp bags from The Fauxmerican
benchilada: (Time Lord Seal Doctor Who Tattoo)


HEY ARTISTS!!!

Wanna maybe make some dosh?

I’ve decided what my next tattoo—numero quarto—will be. Mostly. I have the subject, and I’d like it to be slightly different than just a dead-copy of any of the source material, so I’m asking y’all.

If you’re up for doing some loose sketching based on what I have in mind, let me know via e-mail. moxy@tmbg.org

If I totally dig your design, I’ll pay you
for a full version that I can get inked onto me. Size of the piece hasn’t been decided yet, but I can’t imagine it being any bigger than 4 inches x 6 inches. Probably.

And no, I shan’t tell you what it is unless you’re interested in applying for the job. :P I will tell you that machinery is involved, but a smooth hand will be required, too.

I’m really fucking excited.

I just coined the phrase "We'll hump that leg when we get to it."

I am both sorry and proud. More of the latter, to be honest.

I asked people on the Book of Faces to try to get #fuckyeahhumping to trend on Twitter and I'm already at 11 retweets and 6 favorites.

ARE YOU GOING TO LET FACEBOOK SHOW YOU UP, LIVEJOURNAL?!

benchilada: (GATECRUSHER!)
I NEVER POST MEMES AND MACROS AND SHIT, YOU KNOW.

benchilada: (Internet Monkey King)

The plural of Sith is now Siths.

Say it.

It's a fucking terrible word.

I have a disorder that makes me hate to say words that feel wrong, but them's the breaks.

The plural of Sith is not Sith. That's crap.

It's Siths.

Jesus, what have I done?

Will you forgive me, The Internet?

Siths. Sithssssss.

Fuck.

benchilada: (Time Lord Seal Doctor Who Tattoo)


No, it's not all sci-fi, but....

"We have tons of Hugo Award winning books, from the Demolished Man to Stranger in a Strange Land, from Cat’s Cradle to Jack of Shadows, as well as Neuromancer and Count Zero. What we sadly cannot say is that we have this incredibly bizarre invention by Hugo Gernsback, after whom the Hugo Award was named.

We do have this copy of THX-1138 which was partially filmed in Bay Area subway stations (BART)!"





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