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Man, I love this guy's photos.
They never cease to make me laugh.
Sep. 10th, 2007
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Sep. 10th, 2007 02:52 pmGood spam today.
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SUBJECT: My boyfriend's member is too big for my mouth!
TEXT: Blondes always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my putz is terribly more than world.
acquire XXXXXXX
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The "unrestricted water closet?"
You "whizgiggle" at them? Is that laughing while you pee on them?
Also, the man must be bi, because he's referring to female blondes laughing at him, but the subject says that his BOYFRIEND'S member is too big for his mouth.
And sir? I, too, have a putz that is "terribly more than world."
But on some level, don't we all?
b
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SUBJECT: My boyfriend's member is too big for my mouth!
TEXT: Blondes always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my putz is terribly more than world.
acquire XXXXXXX
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The "unrestricted water closet?"
You "whizgiggle" at them? Is that laughing while you pee on them?
Also, the man must be bi, because he's referring to female blondes laughing at him, but the subject says that his BOYFRIEND'S member is too big for his mouth.
And sir? I, too, have a putz that is "terribly more than world."
But on some level, don't we all?
b
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Sep. 10th, 2007 04:26 pmSeeing No End In Sight tomorrow.
Yeah, we'll be watching it on September 11th. There's no planned significance, it was just the best day for us to see it with our friend Rob.
And this is all you're going to hear from me about 9/11, because...well, because I honest-to-shit don't have anything to say about it. Not a biscuit. I mean, what the shit am I supposed to say? How's this: how long until I get tired of hearing/seeing NEVAR FORGET! tomorrow and seeing t-shirts about it and fucking news coverage with tiny transparent flag animations in the corner all day, and sad polticians, and fuck all that.
Yes, it was horrific, but it's not the only horrific thing that's happened in the world in the last six years. We just don't see the others, because they don't involve us.
The sooner we just let it be a day again, the sooner we can get motherfucking poltiicians and jackass conservatives to stop invoking it like it's a goddamned magic spell that's supposed to shut our mouths and force compliance
And if you say Al Qaeda or Iraq to me tomorrow, I'll probably slap you.
Yeah, we'll be watching it on September 11th. There's no planned significance, it was just the best day for us to see it with our friend Rob.
And this is all you're going to hear from me about 9/11, because...well, because I honest-to-shit don't have anything to say about it. Not a biscuit. I mean, what the shit am I supposed to say? How's this: how long until I get tired of hearing/seeing NEVAR FORGET! tomorrow and seeing t-shirts about it and fucking news coverage with tiny transparent flag animations in the corner all day, and sad polticians, and fuck all that.
Yes, it was horrific, but it's not the only horrific thing that's happened in the world in the last six years. We just don't see the others, because they don't involve us.
The sooner we just let it be a day again, the sooner we can get motherfucking poltiicians and jackass conservatives to stop invoking it like it's a goddamned magic spell that's supposed to shut our mouths and force compliance
And if you say Al Qaeda or Iraq to me tomorrow, I'll probably slap you.
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