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After filling out the paperwork, I will officially be "on-call" for Federal Circuit Court jury duty.

Since about sixth grade, being on a jury been a dream of mine.

This will surprise nobody who even vaguely knows me.

Cross your fingers that they'll pick me for their team!

b

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"(Ellen Orleans) says it’s not rude to blog when you have a guest because we live in a postmodern multi-time zone interdimensional age."
-- Allison Bechdel

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"I really do think that for someone, he is the perfect guy. This someone probably likes the Mets, wrestling, hamburger helper, (getting married at) Disneyland, and infrequent sex."

-- Somebody Who Probably Doesn't Want To Be Named

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Reasons to love my interwebs friends even more, #64,788:

When told that I will soon be On Call for Jury Duty, livenud made me this:

11 Angry Men and 1 Who's Really Having a Pretty Good Time

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Dear Barnes and Noble,

Why do you feel it necessary to advertise this in your e-mail newsletter? Seriously, are you trying to cater to the cinematically retarded?

THE MANY FACES OF EDDIE

		Norbit Eddie Murphy Blu-ray Our Price: $39.99 Eddie Murphy's magnificent makeup artists face their greatest challenge yet in the Blu-ray disc version of Norbit. It's available now, along with the Blu-ray debuts of the Murphy classics Trading Places and Coming to America. Plus: Norbit Widescreen DVD

Please to knock that shit off,

benjamin
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Dear London Olympic Committee,

This looks like somebody with acromegaly giving head:



Just thought you should know. I like to think the designer did.

Yours truly,

benjamin