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"They don't let Bizarro drink in the bar-because he pays with Bizarro money.The more he pays you with it, the poorer you get.

People are trying to run a fucking BUSINESS.

Stupid drunk Bizarro.

And what makes it even worse, since he's Bizarro, the more he drinks, the more sober he gets."  -- radiumhead

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An advertisement that showed up when I brought up Livejournal.



Begin the dirty jokes...NOW!

I'll start: Can I get one to dispense coffee and the other one whiskey? Also, let's fix that overbite.

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Gonna be at a lake Saturday through Monday--but it'll probably be raining most of the time--and I think The Interwebs are slow there, but it'll give me time to draw more heroes and write more for you.

I will drown you in content next week.
You'll get a post or two more before I vanish into the ether.

Also, if I can get caught up on Every Damn Thing in my life, I'll get back to people on their e-mails, stories, et cetera. But as you know, I'm so freaking busy and so freaking forgetful that I'm terrible at communication stuff. Maybe without regular internet access, I'll actually catch up on some e-mails and leave the resonses sitting in the outbox until I plug into the tubes again.

Right, extra sorries to jimmahgee and spasmsproject.

Yeah. I suck.

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I'm turning you off for a while, Intertubes.

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Breaking radio silence for a moment.

Do you have evil food you think I should eat for the betterment of mankind?
You know, that can of Curried Monkey Brains that you keep seeing at the scary store on the corner.

E-mail me for my address.
moxy att tmbg dott org
Please include your LJ username in case I don't recognize your "real" name. :)

benjamin sTone
on behalf of  "I Do This So You Don't Have To"