Jimmy the Spook, Ghost in a Bottle, PART TWO

You can find part one of "Jimmy the Spook, Ghost in a Bottle," RIGHT HERE.

And now, unproofread, ( Your Feature Presentation: )

IF YOU DON'T READ THIS, I'LL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX

man_size wrote it.
zegas drawed it.

It is called BROKEN, and after you read it, you will call them both Gods.

I get to be their little slobbering monkey-thing for making you all read its honey goodness.

Back soon with a post about how breakable the people of 1874 thought babies were. I am not, in fact, shitting you.

benjamin
3:15pm, Mar.24th
Current Music: The Music of the Spheres or something
Last Book I Read a Page of: Tell you soon...

Holy Hell...

As you probably know, I work in the bookstacks of the University of Illinois library. At 10 million books, we fluctuate between being the 5th and the 6th largest library in the United States.

I get to find weirdass books.

Observe:

The Peep of Day; or, a Series of the Earliest Religious Instruction the Infant Mind is Capable of Receiving; with Verses Illustrative of the Subject

Not too odd, right?

( This is part of the book, which they advise you read to your four or five year old, or have the five or six year old read on their own. 1874 was a pretty fucked-up year, I figure. )

So remember kids: God made you fragile, so be nice, or somebody will run “a great knife...through your body.”

benjamin sTone
Cold on the inside