Eric's Special Writing Time

A little while back, my friend Eric Rampson (scud_o) presented the following writing assignment:

All right, writers, write me a story!
Use the word "algebra"!
Use the word "cadence"!
Use the word "mission"!

For a 27 point bonus, use the phrase "...feels like cupcakes..."!

Oh, and try to work in a new genre (so no cybernetic love-gods with tri-lobed brains, Mr. sTone)!

( So, I give to you and to him my fucking story. Now bite me. )

benjamin sTone
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