Called [profile] man_size's place on my way home from bowling.

Discovered that [personal profile] zegas is busting it out 24 hours early.

Discovered that [profile] man_size rocks out his perm/mullet like Peaches.

Discovered that [profile] siliconneedle is verbally and physically abused by [profile] man_size, probably because the former is from Brazil, and is not familiar with the strange customs of America. And Haspieland.

[profile] man_size means well, though, and has his heart in the right place.

...

In a jar under his bed.
benchilada: (Automat)


Yes, my brother Matthew had a perm and I had short shorts.



Grandmother Hlavna encouraged us to be geeks early on in life, by doing things like knitting 14-foot scarves to fuel my Dr. Who needs.
 No, I don't know what the hell that facial expression is. I'm blaming Tourette's.



My boss at the flower shop was so old that she didn't know who I was supposed to be. As such, I was allowed to deliver flowers like this. Scared the pee out of people.

I used to be so thin.

Fuck.

benjamin
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