Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Anybody who knows me even vaguely knows that I'm forgetful, to an almost preposterous degree. Seriously, we're talking somebody who can't remember even the

Sara chafes in her regrettable position as "Person Who Has To Remind benjamin To Do Things Like Wipe" and so last night I drew this for her.

I then scanned it in on a public terminal at a library, on a scanner that apparently decided that white paper is gray.

I also penciled it too darkly, resulting in...

WHY AM I APOLOGIZING TO YOU?!