Pictures, while we wait for stories and Fuckbrain Comix:
First...
DIM SUM!!!

My stories are stuck in my head, dearest monkeys.
They keep stealing ideas from each other, leaving each one only 50% finished.
I'll try to pry them out with a crowbar when I get home.
Oh, and apparently people want to know what a Fuckbrain(tm) is like when dating. Please bear in mind that I've been with Sara for ten years, but I can give you some pre-Sara stuff, some meeting-Sara stuff, and some with-Sara stuff. I'll do it tonight, if my twitching has sufficiently subsided.
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