Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

pyrotech_c3h8 is not for everybody.

He's for people with a sense of humor.

And people who aren't easily offended, even when he's talking about you.

That having been said, I laughed so hard at his post about being vegan that I involuntarily peed all over everything in sight.

Again I warn you, if you take everything too damned seriously, don't read his entry. For example, I can make fun of myself for being a fat-bellied spastic with a memory like a thing that...doesn't...remember stuff. And I can take other people joking about it.

If you can't do this, then NEVER TOUCH HIS JOURNAL.

If you can, then get the shit over there.

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