"NOT TRUE!"

Bullshit, man! Check under my cowl!

"I checked under my cowl and everything..."

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"WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!"

Why wasn't I invited?!

"Or did I just ruin the surprise?"

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"MU-HU-HA-HA-HA!!!"
Mystery One: Why Is The Pope Secretly An Eye-Patched Samurai?

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"YEAH, THAT OUGHTA SCREW WITH 'EM..."

This oughtta keep 'em busy for a while...

SIDE NOTE: I just discovered that that Fly figure, the one I paid a buck for at an antique store? Worth over 80 bucks. I should stop carrying him around all the time.
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"Yes, these are all about me, thanks for asking. What? You wanna start something?"

They're about me. YES. ALL OF THEM.
"You tell anybody about this and I'll gut you like a...oh, fuck off!"

Aquaman doesn't want to hear word one out of you
"TEE HEE HEE!!!"

PLANNING AHEAD: Pikachu is a bastard

Pikachu is such a bastard.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN LITERATE DALEK PHOTOS!!!


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"Apparently-I-Am-In-A-Circle-Of-Violence-That-Only-I-Can-Break"

APPARENTLY-ONLY-I-CAN-BREAK-THE-CYCLE-OF-VIOLENCE

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"Oh-My-God-This-Is-Funnier-Than-Dave-Barry"

TEE-HEE! THIS-IS-FUNNIER-THAN-JAY-LENO!

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"Don't-Tell-Davros-Or-I'll-Ex-Ex-Ex-Fucking-Kill-You"

T-T-T-TELL ANYBODY I W-W-WAS READING THIS AND I'LL EX-EX-EX...FUCKING KILL YOU!


Lessons in how to make a joke that TWO kinds of geeks won't find funny:

"WHAT UTTER NONSENSE!
WHO WROTE THIS DAMN THING, JAMES FREY?"
Darkseid is lonely
"I am going to use this excuse EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!"

"I am going to use this excuse every day of my life"

benjamin
Behind a cut, because you need the LARGE version of the picture for the best effect...

"Damn it, this is absolutely no help whatsoever!!!"

"I thought this was a reference book! Bastards!"

I guess you can't judge a book by its cover...

benjamin
"Okay...forty-two pounds of Crisco...carry the seven...oh, that can't be good."

"Okay, so I've hit, like, 89,000% of my daily intake of palm oil, so...carry the five...oh, that's not good..."

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Working on two stories right now...

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