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A few quotes from tonight:
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Ad on TV
: "What if I'm carrying your child!"
ME: "THEN PUT IT DOWN!"

ME: "I'm like Indiana Jones and Sherlock Holmes fucked and made a fat guy with short hair."
SARA (very sleepy): "Noooo...you're not faaaaaat!"

SARA: "I'm not royalty, I'm just awesome."

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