I'm not racist! I have black people friended on LJ!

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graymalkan wins today's QotD from his brilliant list of BLACK FACTS for Black History Month! 

"Crispus Attucks is the reason that Black people always die first in action movies."

UNRELATED:

 DRAGON WARS is simultaneously one of the WORST and one of the BEST films ever.

Seriously.

Wow.

I mean, people who claim that PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE is the worst movie ever simply HAVE NOT BEEN LOOKING VERY HARD.

It was like watching the spawn of a monster movie that was gang-banged by soap operas and David Lynch.

Thank god I wasn't in my Right Mind as I watched it.

Party movie, motherfuckers. Buy it and a case of Schlitz--or strictly medicinal herbs--and have yourself a good time.