GOTCHA!

Last night's movie at Stone-Robot Enterprises was for nostalgia. It's dated in a way that makes you alternate between wry smiles and painful cringe, but the rewatch was actually kinda fun.

Oddly, the worst part was that Edwards's character being dumber than a sack of used condoms actually made the bumbling aspect LESS believable.

Also bad: that we only see Fiorentino's breasts for about one second in a less-than-cool situation. If you're gonna film five sex scenes then you gotta throw us some candy.

What's the last movie you watched?

Illinois primary, motherfuckers, are you informed?

PAY ATTENTION, LOCALS.

One week left, guys.

If you're in Illinois District 13, you should read up on the candidates. Only David Gill, Matt Goetten, and Tim Johnson remain in the race.

A fantastic breakdown by the Springfield Journal-Register about the race.

If you're left-leaning, you'll find good info in there about why Gill and not Goetten is the right guy. That is, of course, assuming that you support things like women's reproductive rights, gay marriage, and the rejection of corporate funding/meddling. Goetten is a centrist at best; Gill is an actual progressive.

I'll just assume that you won't be voting for Tim "Skeletor von Promisebreaker of Notdoinghisjobsville" Johnson.