Remember, kids, if you're looking for LJ cuts then you're in the wrong place...

So, yesterday I demanded fealty and obedience from all drawings of me as the Internet Monkey King.

Also, Bizarro benjamin.

Several of you have provided, and provided well.

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From thewalkingman (who even added my non-monkey Queen):



From oharlene:

By _faroth_:



Finally, katetastrophe:



I love y'all so hard you're gonna have trouble explaining the marks to your nearest and dearest.

Love,

b

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Latest Bizarro benjamin, this one from jediwonderboy :

MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 15:37 Imagine a fountain that, instead of water, shot endless strands of hair that would just keep piling up forever... #
• 16:47 Is calling something ghey an insult to hhomhoshexhuhals? #
• 16:55 @willrobot Thank you for following up my fountain image with tinyurl.com/25xfn9, further proof that Japan is my spiritual home. #
• 23:10 "Gov. Sarah Palin's church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer." #
• 23:11 @yellowcardigan - Baby, if you watch that tinyurl YouTube video I sent...well, that's what it is. :) BUT I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST. Kinda. #
• 13:18 Via Matthew / evil_egg = The earth is gone. www.qntm.org/?board #

Smooches,

b

"ipod nano diarrhea"

Ipod nano diarrhea?

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, rstevens...IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

"ipod nano diarrhea"

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I got a new phone.

This is a photo of me talking on it:



This is a photo of me texting on it:



This is a photo taken by me, with the phone, with my penis laying on the front of it:



This is a photo taken by me, with the phone, with my penis laying on the back of it.



It's an LG enV² ™.

Love,

benjamin