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A)   I will lay better-than-even odds that you do not have a neighbor named Bonnie who makes you fresh bread every Sunday, and even if you do it's not this fucking good:





B)  My wife is so awesome. Preposterously so. Indeed, I have just invented the word preposterawesome to describe her.

This is her in the middle of doing an arts-and-crafts style painting to go above our antique buffet.



Somebody e-mail / text me tonight to do a photo post of a bunch of her art soon.


C) I have no context and I want none:

From the same inventor, the typewriter keyboard. This video shows it being used in a live musical performance to do twenty questions.

Love you, talk to you later,

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