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OH NOES, JESUS WILL BE GONE IN, LIKE, THREE HOURS!!!

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My friend Lewis sent me this and if you aren't at least smirking a little by the end then you're not my friend anymore.

Hell, you probably weren't anyway.

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Spotted at a local convenience store:



Smelled like cocaine, cordite, and blood.

MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

• 15:00 Why the fuck do I love Chinese music so much? From ancient folk to Cantopop...there's gotta be a pill for this...
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• 21:44 "Isn't it sweet that Jake is going to teach you and Alex how to shoot?" --- Lovely Wife Sara #
• 21:45 @dantesspirit and @gomigirl Y'all will be on my side when the dead rise again. By which I mean we will all be zombies... #
• 21:50 @mwissa I already have some Healthy Brain Pills that I'm terrified to eat in case they're just balls of lead paint tinyurl.com/6rkffr #
• 10:13 Galileo's head was on the block; his crime was looking up the truth.
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• 10:41 Galileo's head was on the block; the crime was looking up the truth. #
• 10:42 @kellysue You probably went of the Very Sensible Baseline of "Beck's a scientologist, ergo he's probably a jerk." #

Smooches,

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