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Was that a shitting earthquake a few minutes ago? Anybody?

EDIT: Oh yeah, that was an earthquake.

EDIT EDIT: Speaking of conspiracies as we were yesterday, was there more to that earthquake than They're telling us?

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Friend Molly tries Lovely Wife Sara's idea of a White Russian Station.



Add your preferred amount of vodka to glass first, add some ice from the ice bucket, pour in some pre-mixed milk and Kahlua, stir with chopstick that has rubber skull on it, getcherdrinkon.

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The flapper awoke from her lethargy of subdebism, bobbed her hair, put on her choicest pair of earrings and a great deal of audacity and rouge and went into battle. She flirted because it was great fun to flirt and wore a one-piece bathing suit because she had a good figure, she covered her face with powder and paint because she didn't need it and she refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.

                                                                       --- Zelda Fitzgerald.

Word.

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• 08:17 Thanks @nyquildotorg for reminding me of something that makes me cry. tinyurl.com/6jd6tn
• 08:34 Evil_egg quote of the day so far, on England and earthquakes: "at the time I thought it was a train. We're that tectonically unremarkable"
• 09:43 No. No. NO. tinyurl.com/5ogxns
• 10:53 Via wolfsilveroak, how about 4500 ladybugs? homeharvest.com/beneinsaphids.htm
• 11:46 Hee hee hee...now every family fight can be online! tinyurl.com/6cx3du
• 13:20 Loose lips sink ships. Loose filing cabinets amuse hobos. tinyurl.com/5le5xj
• 14:40 Dick Grayson <3's Nair(tm) - tinyurl.com/62u2ss

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