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Go to the Design By Humans website (click on the photo) then login and vote for this shirt by reyyy, the fantastic madman mind behind Sharknife AND PENG!

I want this shirt to get a billion zillion votes so it'll get made and I can buy one.

Also, getting this shirt made will help Corey Sutherland Lewis the Rey, a starving artist.

Please help. For the children. The crippled children. You know the ones.

CLICK AND VOTE FOR TOOTH NINJAS!!!

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Via ztepfinat0r:

Girl in Lancashire, England, dies after she and boyfriend are attacked for being dressed as goths.

There's no way to stop it, is there, this inevitable decline?

Self-destruction is hardwired in all of us, and for some it comes so easily that they don't even notice they're doing it.

This is why when our planet dies, we will go with it.

Hell, it'll likely be our damn fault.

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It seems I was in a bit of a shitty mood earlier.

I'll get back to that subject again in later days.

For now, please enjoy a film trailer (thanks, thewalkingman) for a meta-film starring...well, you'll see.

You can also click on the link below for the trailer to a great 1996 meta-film starring Maggie Cheung. The trailer is kinda...misleading. For example, Maggie Cheung stars as Maggie Cheung who stars at Irma Vep. The film is great.

Irma Vep.

In a little bit I'm gonna go meet janetmiles for the first time ever. (Damn you, Circumstances Beyond Control!) She told me a few weeks ago that she's going to be in town and that she reads my LJ and if I have time to hang out that would be cool. How cool is that?

I love the internet, and contrary to what you may have picked up from my previous post...

I love life.

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Dear Political Callers,

When I say, "Did you just say this is a call from the Republican Majority? Yeah, that's not even funny. Please take me off this call list."
Do not say, "So the same for Mrs. Sara Stone, then?"

That will lead me to tell you, rather pointedly, that I WOULD RATHER GARGLE MY OWN PISS THAN VOTE REPUBLICAN. And that will be a very gentle and quiet rebuke by my standards.

The first thing I say, telemarketing people, is always polite and your chance to leave me alone.

Take it.

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