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I'm so far behind on giving you guys actual content in the form of writing / drawing / photos.

Life catches up with you fast, you know?

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From Saturday Night's Pirate Party

The invitation listed a "...strict no ninjas policy. Ninjas will be keelhauled."

So I came as a ZOMBIE PIRATE!!! (c.f. this phone post)



Zombie Pirate and his Saucy Wench



Zombie pirate drank that entire bottle of "sparkling wine" very quickly. Then, right when he was done, he heard chuckdawg  shouting "It's Shot O'Clock!" from inside the house.

Uncle Zombie Pirate Drinky's work is never done.

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ghastlycomic presents what is possibly The Best Mugging Story Ever.

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Everybody thinks I'm kidding when I say I go into Chinese restaurants and say "Surprise me."

Today I went to Cravings with nhyrvana  and told the guy there--who knows my "Don't tell me what it is until I eat it" tendencies--that I was having kinda a down day and that I wanted something that would make me feel better.

He actually wandered around for several minutes, looking at all of the only-in-Chinese food signs hanging on the walls, and eventually did a little "Ah hah!"

( This Is What He Gave Me )

I fucking love that place.
And I DO feel better now.

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Thank you, German language, for the cheap joke.

( The God of Thunder Receives SFW Surprise Buttsecks!!! AND Batman Gets Whupped By A Cheap Knockoff Of Himself )