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May. 23rd, 2007 03:50 pmYesterday, I found a random bag of Clam Jerky in my mailbox.
No envelope, no return address, no note, no nothing. Just sitting in there.
Do I throw it away because it might be poisoned with anthrax?
Of course not! I'm stupid! (Please cross-reference The Mallow Burger Incident)
THE MIGHTY CLAM JERKY EXPERIMENT OF 2007
; or, I Do These Things So You Don't Have To
First, we prepare to open the bag...
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No envelope, no return address, no note, no nothing. Just sitting in there.
Do I throw it away because it might be poisoned with anthrax?
Of course not! I'm stupid! (Please cross-reference The Mallow Burger Incident)
THE MIGHTY CLAM JERKY EXPERIMENT OF 2007
; or, I Do These Things So You Don't Have To
First, we prepare to open the bag...
( ...and then... )
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