Mar. 29th, 2007

"Fuck off. When you can shit 20$ bills, I will swoon over you. When you can ooze rootbeer from your pores, I will swoon over you. When you can hand me Pizza Hut that isn't going make my pants split from the fat on my ass, I will envy you. But you can't. All you can do is be a bitch. Oh, and bellydance. But guess what? I can too." - [profile] his_hamstress

I fucking love my friends.

ALBERTO GONZALES SENSES MASSIVE PENIS APPROACHING ANUS, FINDS HIMSELF UNABLE TO STOP IT.

[profile] chuckdawg  always got my back
Sweet jesus, am I really that...umm...

You see, I've become a bit of a fixture over at [community profile] randompictures, and so...there's this person, and they...

Yeah, look, you just gotta go see it.

I want [profile] pilliwiggan to do my official portrait when I become President.

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