Aquaman Cooks

"You tell anybody about this and I'll gut you like a...oh, fuck off!"

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"Yes, these are all about me, thanks for asking. What? You wanna start something?"

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( CONQUERED!!! )

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GAWD, WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!

No, seriously.

Flash fiction like I used to do?
More about the Mo-Lan Devils?
Sir Reginald?
Stories about life in the late shift at the Convenience Store?
Stories from The Most Batshit Insane Restaurant in History?

C'mon, people, gimme some input.

Or I'll just post more pictures of tiny Chinese children killing me.

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I don't care if you can't draw or take shitty pictures.

I want people's impressions of what Sir Reginald looks like.

Steal photos from online, photoshop things, draw a drawing.

Gimme gimme gimme.

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Sir Reginald Will Not Only Not Read Your Blog, He Will Also Not Say the Word Aloud

Wait for it...wait for it...

            ( 'Face it, Reg, science is the new magic,' said Man-X, or as his birth certificate reads, Christopher Jorgenson. )

benjamin