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A wise security choice?
Feb. 23rd, 2004 03:01 pm They’re looking at me funny again. I know they promised they’d keep their distance from my own sweet, sweet flesh, but last night while I was watching Survivor: The Animated Series, I caught their leader, Moses, checking me out. I accidentally wore shorts while lounging around, and although they’re not overly-plump, my thighs are still formidable enough to be a temptation. I’m beginning to doubt that I should have purchased the worms in the first place, but the one-eyed man on the street corner seemed so convincing.
“Get yerself a nice conversation piece AND home security measure AND pets, all in one!”
At a dollar a jar, I figured it was worth a try, but I’m to scared to let them out of their double-thick glass jar to test their worthiness as guard-worms. Besides, if they did catch somebody breaking into my apartment, how would I explain it to the cops?
“Well, Officer, since the guy seemed to have been rummaging through my folder of stock certificates, I’m pretty sure the worms were well within their rights to strip the meat from his bones in less then thirty seconds.”
Not a particularly convincing defense, I shouldn’t think…
benjamin
Off to work
“Get yerself a nice conversation piece AND home security measure AND pets, all in one!”
At a dollar a jar, I figured it was worth a try, but I’m to scared to let them out of their double-thick glass jar to test their worthiness as guard-worms. Besides, if they did catch somebody breaking into my apartment, how would I explain it to the cops?
“Well, Officer, since the guy seemed to have been rummaging through my folder of stock certificates, I’m pretty sure the worms were well within their rights to strip the meat from his bones in less then thirty seconds.”
Not a particularly convincing defense, I shouldn’t think…
benjamin
Off to work
