Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Via riotmod (and his comic LEAVE IT TO JESUS), the latest possible title for my autobiography:

I WOULD LIKE TO EAT THE WRECKAGE

© Copyright Dan Hetrick 2006

Now click the link and buy his damned book already.
I wrote the introduction. The rest of it is okay, I guess.

Best enjoyed under the influence of SOMETHING, I assure you. :)

LitJ Feed: http://syndicated.livejournal.com/officialjesus/
Hetrick's LJ: http://riotmod.livejournal.com

b

I am cross at some of you.
Some of you are not reading two things that are very very funny.

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I am curious, first of all, why you are not reading Fred Basset Upfucked by shadowsofsummer

His words?

"Fred Basset Upfucked is a daily 'remix' of the Universal Press Syndicate comic strip Fred Basset, which appears in the Daily Mail.
Fred Basset is... well, it's terrible, I'll be honest. It's not funny, it's not very insightful and it exists only so dog owners can go 'Aww. It's so true.'
So I decided to remix it by changing Fred's dialogue in each strip -- and, as it appears in the hateful right-wing tabloid The Daily Mail, I figured I might as well make his owners sexually deviant repressed middle-class folk (it's their target audience, after all) and Fred himself became the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, whom the Daily Mail regards as something of a liberal, but it's close enough."

The day I'm posting this (July 20th, 2006) has an atypical strip, so maybe read the previous one to get the hang of it. Oh, hell, just read 'em all.

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Also, some are not reading Leave It To Jesus [-LJ feed-] by riotmod.

What more do you need in a comic beyond Jesus, God, a blurry Darth Vader named Heather, the Godlike Embodiment of Robitussin, OG Elmo, as well as Tom Cruise Steve and Don Johnson Steve?

Nothing. Get on it.

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If you don't read these, I'll get angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Okay, I'm not really that bad when I'm angry, but...

Shut up.

benjamin