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Jun. 4th, 2006 04:05 pm
Might have an interesting new thing posted tonight.

In the mean time, please enjoy this life-changing quote from a fortune cookie my brother Jason once got:

"Being an able man. there are always."

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Mar. 24th, 2006 07:57 pm
Having paid our mortgage for the month and paid our taxes (DrMaster doesn't take out taxes, so I have to save money during the year to dole out all at once), we splurged with the last of our "available" money and got Chinese food tonight.

With my order of Triple Green Jade came this fortune...

...AND SKANKERS OF THE WORLD DID REJOICE!



"Hell of a Hat" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones

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Feb. 9th, 2006 06:53 pm
Sara's fortune cookie tonight read as follows:

"Your blessing is no more than being safe and sound for a whole lifetime."

Her response?

"That sounds like I'm a prisoner. Only, being a prisoner implies anal rape, so I guess that's not safe and sound."

Do you see now why I love her so?
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