Reason #43 not to be a vegetarian.

I had a venus flytrap and that little thing ate more raw hamburger than I think my dog could. I'll be damned if I am going to compete with a goddamned plant to be on top of the food chain. I loved eating Pastrami burgers in front of her to show her who was boss.

-- [profile] donchep
Why we love [livejournal.com profile] donchep, Chapter One:

"Today is Dec 21st. That's right! 65 more days till Abe Vigoda's Birthday. Don't forget to remind me, ok?"

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New Sir Reginald story apparently wants to be two stories, damn it.

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