Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Tonight's Fuckbrain observation

My OCD compels me to, whenever I see toilet paper with the last sheet having been torn improperly--i.e. not along the dotted line--tear off the fragment to make it right, even if it means being freaked out for a second because I'm messing with toilet paper that somebody has touched in a public restroom.

Then I use my Germ-X and wonder what the shit is wrong with me. Then I remember what the shit is wrong with me, then I forget what I was thinking about and do something stupid, like make and eat a sandwich made of tuna, baked beans, mustard, and hot sauce.

ALSO: The answers to my Things I Can't Draw: Movie Edition, from top left to right, middle left to right, bottom left to right are:

BEING THERE
The LONE WOLF AND CUB series (aka BABY CART AT THE RIVER STYX)
I'VE HEARD THE MERMAIDS SINGING
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
L.A. STORY
SCANNERS
THE KILLER
ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN (also acceptable: NEW ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN)

EDIT: I just read that they're not making Valentina hot sauce anymore. FUCK! That's the tastiest shit there is, especially the Very Hot one, cause it doesn't just burns, it burns deliciously. I don't believe it, since that's what was on every damned table in Oaxaca, a fact which made me feel good about my own personal hot sauce choices.

EDIT EDIT: Oh fuck I'm gonna die.

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My Fuckbrain(tm): Posts that allow you to see into the bizarre workings of the brainmeats of somebody with Tourette's Syndrome, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, AH/HD, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

It's there in shitty comic format and in plain text stories.

The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald: Ties with Fuckbrain as the most popular thing in my LJ. He's a sorcerous bastard and I like to think my stories about him are fun. A lot of people are illustrating the stories, and some are illustrating original scripts I've written for them.

Reg sometimes teams up with atomic_robo for incredibleventures. Read that LJ, it's magnificent.

The Things I Can't Draw series: I can't draw for shit. As such, I draw a lot. See, you think I'm kidding, but I CANNOT DRAW. Click and see.

Toys in the Bookstacks: I own a lot of toys, because I'm a geek [a fully societally functioning one, though]. I've just acquired a bunch more toys, so expect more soon.

Politics: I've not back-tagged a lot of these, and you'll see some (hopefully) coherent rantings. Soon I'll be putting up lists of things that we can all do to change things.

You can also just click on the FICTION tag and go rummaging. I've not back-tagged all my entries yet, so some things won't show up. I'm maybe halfway through the tagging right now.

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