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Five Minute Art - The Sea Yam
Aug. 17th, 2011 04:27 pm
The peculiarly intelligent sea yam uses its banana-recreating tongue to lure unsuspecting ocean monkeys into its barbed tentacles.
Once more unto the bleargh....
This time, kids, Matt Fear came along for the ride an he and I and Nadja had a hell of a time. Special thanks to Norma for the first and second cans. :D
Wanna know what we had?
It's the photo that's blurry, not the can.
Sounds like food....
When there's no pic on the can...
...you wonder if your lasers will even hit the mini cucumbers.
A curry spice in liquid form. Joy.
There is a fourth item, but you'll just have to wait and see. Pics of it will be below the video.
Please enjoy.
( If you've finished the video, you can click here. )
Moral of the Story?
One cannot protect against "viscosity,"--I'm looking at you, Castrol GX--because "viscosity" is a physical property of any liquid. One can change it through "thermal breakdown" but not remove it.
Also, this SYDHT was super fun.
Love,
benjamin, and by proxy, Nadja and Matt
Nadja arts good....
Aug. 10th, 2011 10:13 amMy Robot is hilarious.
"Having recently moved to Illinois from California it's interesting to hear the misconceptions about the two states people. I could easily have filled all of CA in with wine and weed (though a lot of people in Illinois don't make the marijuana connection) and filled Illinois in with corn (and there is a lot of corn here)." - Nadja
She's
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fairyarmadillo here on the Liver Journals, but is doing more FB these days.Love,
b
New Fuckbrain Comix for you
Aug. 9th, 2011 10:42 am
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For as far back as I can remember, up until about 18, my brain had convinced me that all pointy leaves on the ground during fall had poisonous tips. This meant that I could step downward on them, but if one blew towards me, I would leap appropriately to dodge.
OCD makes you do some weird shit.
To this day, I sometimes find myself staring a little too hard at the sidewalk in front of my feet during autumn....
Love,
b
So do you.
And don't make any sudden moves.
Unless you absolutely must, but know that it won't be funny even if you say it because I said not to say it. My head hurts.
Fuckbrain Comics - Escalator Action
Aug. 2nd, 2011 10:47 am
Fuckbrain Comix has undergone some changes.
Since a lot has changed in my life--and since I only have so much crazy that I can do full-sheet comics about--it's time to reduce the size and focus on incidents.
There will still be some larger ones, but they will mostly be more bite-size.
Please to enjoy.
Love,
benjamin
Seriously, I didn't ever figure that I'd have over thirty of them.
"Intercourse is the pure, sterile, formal expression of men's contempt for women," - Dworkin, being wrong.
But does that mean Perry Farrell didn't get it right, either?
