Next week, how to turn a scone into a badger

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR INK-STAINED PANTS
INTO ART IN THREE EASY STEPS

Step One:

Have a pen leak in your pocket

Step Two:


Aggregate your supplies, such as a chopstick, a torn-apart paper cup,
and a bank statement. Don't forget to forget to clip your toenails for a while.

Step Three:


Make your ink-stained pants into art:

 

There.

You've learned something new today and can let your brain slack-off until tomorrow.

Smooches,

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