Ever go to make a piece of pork sausage and find it's got HAIRS growin' all over it?

[benchilada]

Remember when I used to put stories here?

Or shitty drawings?

Or...man, wtf, me?

Someday, I suppose.

I'd leave you some empty promises, but I'm fresh out.

E-mail me and tell me to do some fucking art this weekend. moxy@tmbg.org. Use threats of violence if necessary.

/emo

EDIT: Moggy, as always, is on top of this shit and has already e-mailed me delightful threats.

For now, I think that Wet Pizza sounds like a good shitty college band name.





And two days earlier? More food on the sidewalk:



Oh, here, have a drunken squirrel. I know some people just like that squirrel; every time they drink lots of booze they end up on their back...

 

And above all else, remember...

FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!

. . .

Love,

b