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Jul. 23rd, 2009 07:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
benchiladaSo, let's say you walk into the convenience store...
While grabbing your Monster Khaos and Tijuana Mama Extra Spicy Pickled Sausage, you see two short, white, slightly trashy ladies asking the enormous black man behind the counter if King Arthur is really his name. He looks down at his name tag and says he usually goes by Arthur, but yeah, technically his first name is King Arthur. He says that he was Prom King, though, and that "I'm an arrogant asshole, so I like it."
The mother doesn't have her ID, so the daughter has to buy the booze. The guys says he's gotta see the ID of the person buying it. And spends a lot of time looking down at the ID he's holding out. After the two women, arguing about credit and debit and how much money they have, leave the store, the man looks at me and says:
"That young girl? The daughter? I'm sorry, but I would love to stick my penis between her breasts."
...
What the fuck is the proper goddamned response here, kids?!
"Man, even the goddamned Pope wants in on that action?"
"Too bad I'm married?"
"Good, that means I get the mom?"
"I would also like to stick your penis between her breasts?"
"My wife would disapprove of any comment I could possibly make, sir, and will probably even get cross when I show her the livejournal entry I'm going to post later?"
Last one gets my vote, but what've you got to offer?
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While grabbing your Monster Khaos and Tijuana Mama Extra Spicy Pickled Sausage, you see two short, white, slightly trashy ladies asking the enormous black man behind the counter if King Arthur is really his name. He looks down at his name tag and says he usually goes by Arthur, but yeah, technically his first name is King Arthur. He says that he was Prom King, though, and that "I'm an arrogant asshole, so I like it."
The mother doesn't have her ID, so the daughter has to buy the booze. The guys says he's gotta see the ID of the person buying it. And spends a lot of time looking down at the ID he's holding out. After the two women, arguing about credit and debit and how much money they have, leave the store, the man looks at me and says:
"That young girl? The daughter? I'm sorry, but I would love to stick my penis between her breasts."
...
What the fuck is the proper goddamned response here, kids?!
"Man, even the goddamned Pope wants in on that action?"
"Too bad I'm married?"
"Good, that means I get the mom?"
"I would also like to stick your penis between her breasts?"
"My wife would disapprove of any comment I could possibly make, sir, and will probably even get cross when I show her the livejournal entry I'm going to post later?"
Last one gets my vote, but what've you got to offer?
b
