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Geek Sex

Do you call your vibrator the oscillation overthruster?

Have you ever called your dick “Ted Sallis?”

Do you tell people you’re “ bigger on the inside?”

Do you think of yourself as Special Agent Dale Cooper every time you explore twin peaks?

When you tell your partner you want to embrace them do they cover their neck?

If you scream “Tetsuo!” during lovemaking will your partner immediately shout “Kaneda!”?

Have you ever asked to violate somebody's neutral zone, or tear a hole in their space-time continuum?

If so, then I love you more than you know.

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