benchilada | MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

17:01 To Sara: "Bring me fishes and hush puppies, those are my only requirements." From Sara: "Done deal." #
19:23 LEOPARD SEALS EAT PENGUINS! ALERT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS! E-MAIL PEOPLE! THE PUBLIC MUST KNOW! TO ME, MY B-MEN! #
19:25 @Warrenellis Staying in while Lovely Wife Sara goes out. Trying to sort 2000 books in my office. Scavenging things to intoxicate myself with #
19:37 LEOPARD SEAL EATING PENGUIN! LEOPARD SEAL LOSE GRIP ON PENGUIN! LEOPARD SEAL KILL ANOTHER ONE! OMG TWITTER YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS REALITY. #
19:43 B15 IS GOING TO HIT RAW SEACOAST! LOOK OUT, CAPE CROZIER! EMPEROR PENGUINS ATTACK PREY LIKE FUZZY MISSILE FROM BELOW! FUZZY ADORABLE MISSILE #
19:44 @gregcarter Doing The Big Shill on my LJ tomorrow. Make sure you come pimp your stuff! #
19:45 OMG PENGUINS FIGHT LIKE FAT OLD WHITE MEN GOING "HARUMPH!" PROBABLY FIGHT. OMGPENGUINSEXOMGPENGUINSEX! IT'S LOOOOOOOOOOOVE-MAKING! #
19:47 @bclevinger SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS PENGUINS! DARK TIME OF WINTER "IS HELL" SAYS PBS MAN! OMG! SO DARK! THEY TAKE TURNS WARMING! #
19:48 THE FATHER'S BREEDING POUCH IS ADORABLE BUT ALSO LOOKS LIKE GIANT NUTSACK. PENGUIN CHICKS TINY AND DAD HASN'T EATEN IN FOUR MONTHS. #
19:51 @gynosaurus AM UNDER ATTACK BY PENGUIN SPECIAL! SEND GOLF GAME TO SEPARATE ME FROM TELEVISION. #
19:51 @spacebanditandy YOUR FRIENDS NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT PENGUINS! CHICKS FALL ASLEEP AND FREEZE TO ICE AND DIE ALONE OH GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE! #
19:53 OH GOD TINY ADELIE PENGUINS CAUGHT IN CREVASSE AND WILL DIE WTF PBS DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME CRY YOU FUCKERS! NO MORE NO! FUCKERS! #
19:55 RAY OF HOPE AT END OF SPECIAL! GLOBAL WARMING RESPONSIBLE FOR SUPER-ICEBERGS? FINDING ANSWERS! PENGUINS! THE FUTURE! BENCHILADA OUT! #
19:56 @rstevens - Good, because I can't find my DVD. Commence internal screening. #
19:56 Wait, sorry, was BENCHLADA OUT time, yes? Balls. BENCHILADA OUT! #
08:11 Sitting in waiting room of physical therapist, waiting for my appointment so I can work on fucked-up arm. Arm does not appreciate being hurt #
08:13 @warrenellis All I twitted about last night was a penguin special. And my upcoming help-starving-artists Big Shill on my LJ today. #
08:15 @Mwissa Back atcha, cutie. @wendalynlewis Happy that my penguins made you happy. @wulfsbane You turned on text notifications, not me... #