benchilada | MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

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16:37 CLARENCE THOMAS: Douchebag or douchebag? tinyurl.com/6h5huc YOU MAKE THE CALL!!! #
16:38 @zdarsky - We only want to hear about it if you're chewing the metal with your asshole. #
16:54 Livejournal Down: Emo kids forced to actually cut their wrists instead of just blogging about it. #
17:23 @bclevinger If you can't handle shots of me getting jello shots unloaded on my face like a bearded...thing...don't know where that's going. #
08:53 Just because Christmas music EXISTS doesn't mean.you have to PLAY it. I'll take a sleigh ride up your ass... #
08:59 Did the radio REALLY just say that Governor Blagojevich was ARRESTED? God I hope so. #
09:05 Make sure you check his hair for deadly weapons, CPD! #
12:25 Maybe the next cell phone call will be your last. Maybe you'll pick it up, talk for a while, then die before you use it again. Maybe. #
12:44 @warrenellis You keep telling yourself that the neon pee is because of energy drinks. Just know that we expect photos when the boils break. #
13:23 @puredoxyk - My last cell-words would have been, "I love you, darls." #