"Develop your male organ with infinite inches."
BCU - "I don' t think I'd like to do that."
Me - "You'd never be able to penetrate anything!"
BCU - "You wouldn't be able to pee!"
Me - "You could pee, it would just take an infinite about of time to leave your body."
BCU - (makes hauling-up-rope movment with his arms) "But I wouldn't be able to find a toilet to, you know, stick it in."
Me - "Just pee all the time, it's never going to leave anyway."
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