PASTATTACK!
Nov. 14th, 2008 02:35 pm"I hurt myself in the most interesting ways.
you may remember such classics as
'I cut my finger on gum foil' and 'I impaled my heel on a belt buckle'
earlier I dropped two stuck together pieces of frozen ravioli on my big toe. goddamn did that hurt. Then I happened to look down a few minutes later. BLOOD.
IT CUT MY FUCKING TOE. D:"