benchilada | MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

15:01 kapnkaty says (part 1) : "Dear Hurricane Gustav; I appreciate that you're a big bad storm...now could you go away?" #
15:01 kapnkaty says (part 2): "PS Enclosed are pictures of Hurricane Katrina, naked." #
15:23 tinyurl.com/6jlkee #
15:26 @nadjarobot Tell me how you got Rickrolled while listening to Lieberman! Must know! ...wait, why the dick where you listening to Lieberman?! #
20:35 If y'all ain't reading @sarahpalin4vp then you're missing some hilarity. "Just spilled crystal light on my blazer - i am NEERVOUS" #
21:37 GIULIANI DIED SCREAMING! AND YOU BASTARD PEOPLE AUDIENCE, STOP CHANTING "USA! USA! USA!" LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING ROIDED-UP FOOTBALL TEAM! #
21:38 @brianreed - 11 minutes in on the Child That Shall Not Be Mentioned. #
21:41 DRILL BABY DRILL! is now claimed as an intellectual property of mine, specifically my Mr. and Mrs. Mcain / Mr. and Mrs. Palin satire porn. #
21:43 YES! LICK YOUR HAND AND RUB IT ON THE BABY'S HEAD REPEATEDLY WHILE ON CAMERA, LITTLE PALIN GIRL! #
21:46 CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE CHENEYS OF WAR! #
21:52 @laurenmc -- At my house, when it's debate time, we have parties where people are given dart guns, nerf-arrows, and toys to throw at screen. #
21:54 OH MY GOD, HER HAIR!!! WATCH WHEN SHE TURNS TO THE LEFT!!! SHE'S COVERING A PIN-HEAD!!! #
21:57 "Our opponent is against energy. He is against water and air." - Lovely Wife Sara terrifyingly channeling Horrid Sarah Palin. #
22:11 OH GOD, WHAT WAS THAT HUG-THING MCCAIN JUST GAVE HER?! HIS PLASTIC ROBOT BODY CANNOT EXPRESS EMOTION WELL!!! #
22:18 "The job is running the country, NOT SURVIVING IN A BAMBOO CAGE, OKAY??!!??" -- radiumhead #
22:21 tinyurl.com/5maogh --- OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE! PART ESKIMO! DRILL INNUIT DRILL! #
22:50 @maitri -- Yes, you being back safe in NOLA trumps anything about Palin. Congrats, baby. :) #
09:33 @gregcarter Thank you for nadshot.com . It comforts me after last night's convention speeches. #
10:15 @tanukitsune It costs so much because Spain vibrates between the third and fourth dimension, making it rough for postal carriers to find it. #
10:36 tinyurl.com/64temj -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I DID NOT CREATE THAT FEED. #
11:05 tinyurl.com/6c2wjn Fire, die in one. #
11:06 @tanuktisune It's more of the "Is This Heisenberg's Apartment Principle". #
12:38 PART 1- “Doesn’t elite mean good?…This job you’re applying for — if you get it, and it goes well, they might carve your head in a mountain." #
12:39 PART 2- "If you don’t actually think you’re better than us than what the fuck are you doing?” - John Stewart #