benchilada | MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU

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08:05 "...it's time to take our Republican hats off and put our American hats on." - John McCain #
09:41 @gomigirl Nah, nobody taught me to play pinochle. Is it worth my time or will I just feel like a frat guy? #
09:42 @ajpresto714 Yeah, you can skip the WHOLE of a Seinfeld episode, but then you'd miss...that one...thing... #
09:48 @tommchenry I would pay COLD, HARD CASH to see you doing a Flash Gordon interpretive dance. Bonus money if nakeds are involved. #
09:54 @zdarsky Man, those old ladies shout syphillis at anybody who comes in. That's the best thing about the Alzheimer's ward... #
11:48 "If scaled into real life proportions, Barbie would be 5 feet, 9 inches, measuring 36-18-33." #
11:48 "According to...the University Central Hospital in Helsinki, Finland, she would lack the requisite...body fat required to menstruate." #
12:28 @nadjarobot One usually follows the other, darling, like it or not. Is tapioca pudding involved? #