[personal profile] benchilada
Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

  • 14:42 @jenophile -- I swapped my cock for a cooter. It's a lark and a hoot...er. #
  • 17:05 You don't even know what Manichean means yet, do you?
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  • 23:48 GOD DAMN IT, STOP EXERCISING, YOU STUPID FUCKING KIDS! BACK TO THE SOFT AND PROTECTIVE TOFU PIT OF BORING! tinyurl.com/6h4se9 #
  • 23:52 @bobo_dreams Don't you mean you're finally fucking on Twitter? "I reach down and grab your CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED. #
  • 08:09 MCCAIN ANNOUNCED HIS RUNNING MATE! He's chosen a mason jar full of some of the cancer cells he's had removed, marinating in moonshine. #
  • 10:40 "MCCAIN ANNOUNCED HIS RUNNING MATE! It's his ever growing prostate!" - @mwissa #
  • 12:09 @tomselleck69 --- I would totally vote for a Dinosaur / Dinosaur ticket this November #
Smooches,

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