benchilada | Tweets for Today

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

14:41 Is it wrong that I want to work on a musical version of NIGHT OF THE HUNTER? #
17:19 When I was a kid I used to have weird daydreams / trips where I imagined that I had to be on a wheelchair-toilet for the rest of my life. #
21:46 As a child, I once asked my stepfather what a button a man was wearing meant. It said "I snatch kisses and kiss snatches." He told me. #
09:15 I think that if anybody ever said "It's better than a stick in the eye" to me in real life, I'd have to test that theory on them. Twice. #
10:43 "I KICKED ONE WOMAN SO HARD SHE WAS HAVING BABIES OUT HER TITS" - I'm glad others quote 4Chan so i don't have to go there during the day. #
13:07 "I'm finally, after all these years, getting better at drawing cum." - Robin Bougie #
13:39 @tomselleck69 - Actually, groundhog scampering into pipe means an bank overdraft and somebody keying your car. #