benchilada | Tweets for Today

Hope this isn't too many Twitters for you. If it is, the Sit and Spin is over in the corner.

21:39 Yep. Rusty is still a homosexual. tinyurl.com/9uwr #
08:00 I want a device to affix to my cat's face that converts hairballs into delicious vanilla pudding. Sterile, fur-free vanilla pudding. #
09:36 @mckelvie Man, you were taunted by the entirety of Twitter about being naked. You can make a 2 girls 1 cup joke without fear of retribution. #
10:51 I want a video game where you can do a finishing move called a Scrotality. #
11:09 @gdwessel It can be in fucking Donkey Kong Cuntry for all I care. Fuck, gimme the ability to perform a Scrotality in Wii Tennis. #
11:20 @nyquildotorg In my video games, everybody has a nutsack. #
11:50 @gdwessel You want Twittering from 1994? Fine. I'm 17 and I just saw some 21 year-old douchebag who doesn't know how to spell "Jeffrey." #